David Letterman Mexico Quotations

You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders.

The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami.

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.