David Letterman Voting Quotations

But down in Florida in the early voting, there were computer glitches, confusing ballots, long lines and chaos. And when President Bush heard about this, he said, 'Mission accomplished!'

I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.