Demetri Martin Interesting Quotations

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.

It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.

To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.

Clothing sizes are weird, they go: small, medium, large and then extra large, extra extra large, extra extra extra large. Something happened at large, they just gave up. They were like, 'I'm not doing any more adjectives; you just keep putting extras on there.' We could do better than that: small, medium, large, whoa, easy, slow down, stop it, interesting, American.

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.