I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em.
I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em.
I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give'em yours!