Drew Carey Funny Quotations

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter..

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.