Elayne Boosler Men Quotations

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.