Eoin Colfer Fowl Quotations

Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl

gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!