Erma Bombeck Sibling Quotations

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.

The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.