Evan Esar Children Quotations

Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.