Fran Lebowitz Life Quotations

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.

My favorite animal is steak.