Garrison Keillor Giving Quotations

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

You don't want to get that sort of sound in your writing that boing that gives you away.

Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.

Give guilt - the gift that lasts forever.

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.

Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done