Garrison Keillor Humor Quotations

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it.

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.