Garrison Keillor Inspirational Quotations

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.

When in doubt, look intelligent.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.