George Bernard Shaw Sarcasm Quotations

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

Better never than late.

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.