Greg Behrendt Men Quotations

Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.

An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

Beware of the word 'friend'. It can often be used by men or the women that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.

One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning

The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

We were raised to pursue women... Most of the guys I know enjoy the pursuit. But that doesn't mean women should be wallflowers.

was confident enough in himself to let me enjoy the relationship at my own pace. He was so in the moment all the time.