Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Time wounds all heels.
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.