Helen Rowland Man Quotations

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

Call the bald man, ''Boy;'' make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse