Henny Youngman Anniversary Quotations

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.