Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.