Homer Beer Quotations

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.

When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen

Homer no function beer well without.