J. D. Salinger Ifs Quotations

If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable.

If you do something too good, then, after a while, if you don't watch it, you start showing off. And then you're not as good any more.

Ask her if she still keeps all her kings in the back row.

Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.

if somebody at least listens it not too bad

If there's one thing I hate, it's the movies. Don't even mention them to me.

If you're not in the mood, you can't do that stuff right.