J. K. Rowling Toilets Quotations

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.

No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.