I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.
I'm always looking for talented people that I want to collaborate with.
I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."
I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.