Jay Leno Car Quotations

If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business.

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

If it turns out that the Mayans are right and the world is going to end, you know what this means? Lindsay Lohan is a genius. She's been partying her brains out. She owes taxes. She’s crashing cars. She’s a genius!

If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.

But the good news, the crime rate is down. Isn't that amazing? Less banks are being robbed. Well, sure. A, there's less banks. B, the banks don't have any money left. And C, nobody's got gas money for the getaway car. So, right there, crime is down!

When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.

Regulations force people to do better.

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go.

I believe engineers will save the world.

Today, you get better performance from a Ford Focus than a Ferrari from the mid-70s. [The Focus] is just as fast and with better fuel economy. It's fun to see supercar technology trickle down to everyday cars.

Corporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid

I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard than the consumer needed. Cars like the Wills Sainte Claire or the Duesenberg.

Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday

Nissan is designing a car that will read the driver's mind. I already know what I'm going to do. I want a car that will read the other guy's mind.

We should make politicians dress like race car drivers -- when they get money, make them wear the company logos on their suit.

Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window!