Jay Leno Friday Quotations

While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.

It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.

The Olympics start on Friday, and Russia is implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. During the games, the government will monitor every email, every social media message, and listen in on every phone call. In fact, people are even comparing Russia to the United States, that's how bad it is.