My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Hell, when I was in high school, a drive-by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.