Jeff Foxworthy Jobs Quotations

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.