Jerry Seinfeld Funny Relationship Quotations

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.