Jesse Ventura Wrestling Quotations

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.

They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.

Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.

Want a hot dog, McMahon?

The pleasure was all yours.

In my era of wrestling, there were no guaranteed contracts, so it was inherent that you draw the crowd in to make money.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.