Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Quotations

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.

I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

Labor is really going to hurt.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!

I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'

I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've never had before.

I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person ... But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.

There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.

We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.