Jimmy Buffett Religion Quotations

You get religion as your hair turns grey.

Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan.

Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.

I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church.