John Cena Wwe Quotations

My home is at the WWE. I truly do love performing. The atmosphere here isn't like anything else. It's truly where I belong.

Whether fighting or spitting, my discipline is unforgiving!

Vince McMahon owns me.

I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me!

Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid.

Lita on the other hand, she's rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days.

This must be Monday Night RAW, we just got a Wendy's chant.

Baloney fudging mustard!

I am a champion who makes an impact.

Easy, Curious George! Get your grubby hands off of that wheel!

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

We wanted to do it right. There is an expectation and WWE has a reputation to deliver the best show we possibly can when we perform in a new part of the world. We wanted to deliver Abu Dhabi with the best product we could. Also it's very difficult to make the travel work as we are constantly touring throughout the year.

My life is being ruined by the internet!

Vickie... you got some 'splaining to do!

15 steel chairs? That's insane. It was 23 steel chairs.

It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on.

And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets!

If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from... another... camera angle.

Welcome to the New Raw!

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.

You're dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole! Oh, no, no, no, I know how you can get one. Go on a date, with Michael Cole.

We in the Great White North but you can bite my White South!

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

CeNation. Wwe reports that last night at approximatley 9pm est. It terminated its contract with cousin of john cena, juan. The wwe wishes juan the best of luck in his future endeavors.

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!

What I want to do is, I want to put together a nice list of those guys who I really did admire when I was growing up, listening to names like Lord Finesse.

For me, I don't go in the backdoor. That's the one thing I don't do.

Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan, Apparently he just got hired by wwe...And would like me to watch his first match tonight in salisbury md, I'll be there.

I haven't backed down from a fight in my life, and I won't start tonight.

I would say luck and preparation. I didn't dominate WWE when I first started, it was a slow process. I wasn't labelled the golden child from day one, it's been a very long road.

WHOAAAA. THERE GOES CODY RHOOOOODESSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. What's up, man?

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's

Thank you guys. Thank you for never giving up on me.

Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.

... there's been a lot of balls that have been pounding in that end zone.

And right now, you two jackwagons are right in the middle of my living room and I'm coming to take out the trash.

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

They were enjoying it. Whether they were faking or not, they were enjoying it.

I regret nothing and fear less.

Welcome to Smackdown. This is where the franchise plays. That's Tazz, he's a thug. And that's Michael Cole, he's gay.

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.

This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.

Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!

Nobody remembers second place.

I never back down and I never quit!

You want some? Come get some!

You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.

There's those who talk about it. And there's those who BE about it!

I'm the white Mohammad Ali.

This is my life, this is my passion, this is all I got.

You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!

Hustle, Loyalty, Respect.

Live fast, fight hard, no regrets!