John Kelly Ms Quotations

Help! Help! My retarded brother has locked himself in the house and I'm afraid he'll hurt himself! I don't know who you are, but if you don't stop following me and touching me, I'm going to call the police.

The article also claimed that Mr Edmonds was using a romantic relationship with Ms Simmons for PR reasons in order to counter his image as a downcast loser to help his efforts to re-launch himself as a television presenter.