I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.
Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.
I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.
I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.
People really have come for a dialogue when they go to a stand-up show in the U.K. They say, 'I understand that you have now finished your little comedy monologue; now I have something to say regarding what I've just heard.
As any Brit will understand, things get a little easier when you don't have to be number one any more. Really, the fall of an empire is not as bad as everyone thinks. It's like retirement. People fear retirement, but it can turn out be rather pleasant.
People are friendlier in New York than London.
British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death
I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.
Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.
I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.
People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.
Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England, it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.
In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.
You don't need people's opinion on a fact.
There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.
Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.
People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.
The only thing I'm nervous about is talking to guests like human beings, because all of my interviews so far have been attacking people. I have a genuine concern about sitting across from an actor whose movies I obviously haven't seen.
When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.
You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'