Jon Stewart Cnn Quotations

You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.

Everybody wrings their hands about Fox News. You know, fair and balanced? Why, that's snide! Yeah, okay, maybe they're not fair and balanced, but CNN used to have the slogan You Can Depend on CNN. Guess what? I watch it, no you can't. So what's the difference?