Josh Billings Sarcastic Quotations

Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.