Justin Halpern Bullshit Quotations

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.