Kevin Nealon People Quotations

A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you.

A new poll showed that if the election was held today, people would be confused because it is normally held in November.

I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - which is one of the reasons I, like many people, like watching the Super Bowl, besides the game.