Kin Hubbard Funny Quotations

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.