Kin Hubbard Men Quotations

Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.

One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.

We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can't see either.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.

The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the' curb

Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.