Kinky Friedman Firsts Quotations

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.