Kristen Schaal People Quotations

In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.

Bad improv happens with people who are inexperienced with each other and don't know the craft that well. But bad stand-up is something that could happen to someone at any level in their career.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.

I don't enjoy reality television at all. I have to say that I get it, though. I watch some of it, and I understand why people enjoy it.

My style can't be held within a pixel medium. Like, it needs to be performed in a living, breathing space. People need to have all their senses ready to take on my comedy, and unfortunately, TV alienates at least their sense of touch, taste, smell.

You go from nobody looking at you to people taking second looks. I remember really loving it - and then feeling so guilty for loving it. Like, 'That's gross, Kristen.' Also, telling myself it could go away at any moment, and I'd be so sad.

I used to go to open mics in New York when I was starting out, and it was mostly just people who wanted an audience to look at them for eight minutes on a stage.

I would love for people to know that the label 'feminist' is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.