If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.
I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s, and the King and I played five holes. I've never been that nervous in my life.
Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.
How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.
Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.
I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.
I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.
Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.
Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.
We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.
I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.