Les Claypool American Musician Quotations

The scene itself in San Francisco is just bizarre and non-existent for young bands and places to play... it's just so scattered now.

I don't know if it was the whole audience getting stoned out of their minds getting ready for the Floyd thing or what it was, but it was like playing to a painting.

My favorite venues are the 2,000 seat theaters, like the Warfield. If there was a Warfield in every city, I would play it. That's all I would do. I love venues like that.

I'm an old man. I'm going to start writing my book tomorrow. Really though, I've got some awesome memories and stories. It's all good.

New Year's was insane! It was the best show I've ever played for New Year's.

I think Phish will come back. I just think it's time for a breather.

It got insane. They're trying to get us to come back and play a couple of nights at the arena. I don't ever want to do any of that.