Lewis Black Christian Quotations
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- All Christian Quotes
- Charles Spurgeon
- Aiden Wilson Tozer
- C S Lewis
- Pope Francis
- David Jeremiah
- Vance Havner
- Martin Luther
- Rick Warren
- Andy Stanley
- Dietrich Bonhoeffer
- Billy Graham
- Max Lucado
- Francis Schaeffer
- Joyce Meyer
- Charles R Swindoll
- J C Ryle
- Francis Chan
- Oswald Chambers
- Dwight L Moody
- John Stott
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Good Luck Quotes
If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he climbs down any chimneys tonight. Good luck. And since we're a family that isn't lucky enough to have a chimney, how would Santa get into our house? Does he bring a locksmith with him? And it probably would have to be a Jewish locksmith, because a Christian locksmith is going to want to be home with his family. And how many Jewish locksmiths are there? None.
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Funny Quotes
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop? It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it.