Mae West Women Quotations

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.