Mark Twain Beer Quotations

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

The house was as empty as a beer closet in a premises where painters have been at work.