Mark Twain Cigar Quotations

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.