Mark Twain I Can Quotations

I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.

I can speak French but I cannot understand it.