Mark Twain Made Quotations

All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.

Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.